Hot flash in public? Here is what we wish we had said.

It started at the sushi place. Your menu became a fan. The busser thought you were waving him over. Your friend laughed so hard her earrings fell out.

Here is what we wish we had said — for next time.

"I am climate-controlled by vibes."

Delivery: deadpan, over your water glass. Works best at a 4-top with someone who loves you. Printed on our Hot Flash, Cool Girl tee for exactly these moments.

"The thermostat is on its own journey."

For acknowledging the hot flash without naming it. Especially effective in meetings.

"I am not sweating. I am glowing."

The reframe. Marketing calls it radiance. Our I'm Not Sweating, I'm Glowing tee says the quiet part out loud in italic serif, which is its own kind of confidence.

"I will be right back."

Walk outside. Stand near a brick wall. Breathe. Come back. Nobody asks.

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